A POETIC response to a recent crime.
Just t’other week, t’Observer said, a dog-end was dropped in a flower bed;
The criminal walked on without a thought, but minutes later our villain was caught.
A dog-end detective had seen the crime and
Gave this baddy a hefty fine. So let this be a warning to fag-ash Lils and
Cork-tipped Tommies too; just keep a lookout for these guys, for they’ve
Got nowt better to do.
Oh what an age we now live in, when to drop a fag-end is a sin. All right!
All right! these dog-end tecs have a job to do,
But how do they sleep at night?