Chuck PM into the drink

“OH to be in England!” well not northern England it seems, when it comes to flooding.

Anywhere in the world that needs aid we are there.

Any corrupt tinpot dictator, with a tin can, can expect Mr Cameron, or rather us, to cough up.

But when we need help, take a look at the people of Croston, beautiful place, but prone to the odd flood.

Their flood defences? Well, OK , but we’ll need £900 from each household to pay for it.

If it floods again and Cameron or one of his cronies turn up for a photo shoot wearing a silly pair of wellies, chuck him in the river.

It won’t stop the flood, but you’ll feel better.

Allan Fazackerley

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