Peter Kay is one of the North West's finest comics.

15 of Peter Kay's funniest jokes, one-liners and quips

Laugh till you're sore with 15 of Peter Kay's best jokes.

We compiled some of the North West comedian's funniest one-liners.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry we dont serve food in here.'
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry we dont serve food in here.'
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So this bloke says to me, Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets? I thought, Thats all I need  a Je-hoovers witness.'
So this bloke says to me, Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets? I thought, Thats all I need a Je-hoovers witness.'
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, Hes trying to pull a fast one.'
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, Hes trying to pull a fast one.'
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