Peter Kay is one of the North West's finest comics.

15 of Peter Kay's funniest jokes, one-liners and quips

Laugh till you're sore with 15 of Peter Kay's best jokes.

We compiled some of the North West comedian's funniest one-liners.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
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Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea  they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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